1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,373 [ whistling sprightly tune ] 2 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:48,516 Howdy! 3 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,084 Gibson's the name-- Fred gibson. 4 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,552 Howdy. I'm andy taylor. 5 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,753 This is my son, opie. 6 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:53,754 Hi, son. 7 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:54,755 Hi. 8 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,490 Well, what can I do For you? 9 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,392 It ain't what you can Do for me. 10 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,128 It's what I can do For you. 11 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,096 I'm here to bring joy To mayberry. 12 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,097 My card, sir. 13 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,165 What's it say, pa? 14 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,599 "Gibson's wild West show. 15 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,468 East or west, Gibson's the best." 16 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:08,502 That's right. 17 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,204 And we're smack In the middle 18 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,473 Of our 15th consecutive Triumphant grand tour. 19 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,276 When, to my horror, I discovered That your fair town 20 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,477 Had never been blessed 21 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,546 By one of our Magnificent performances. 22 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,281 So it's my pleasure to announce 23 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,450 We'll be bringing Our great spectacular 24 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:25,153 Right into your Entertainment-starved community. 25 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,455 Oh, well, we're not exactly "Entertainment-starved." 26 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,656 Gibson: Don't thank me. 27 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,324 We're happy to do it. 28 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:31,592 A wild west show! 29 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,593 Wow! 30 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:34,228 Oh, looky there. 31 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:37,431 Just look at them Soulful little eyes 32 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:38,632 Light up. 33 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,468 Just the prospect of us Coming into town 34 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:43,437 Has brought a ray of sunshine Into his drab little life. 35 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:46,307 Now, we'll be moving into town Tomorrow to set things up. 36 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,576 We'll start putting on Our shows on saturday. 37 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,212 I come ahead to arrange For the necessary permit. 38 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,813 I trust you can provide For that. 39 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,148 Oh, well... 40 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,549 Thanks. I knew I could count on you. 41 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:56,584 Where should we set up? 42 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,651 Well, offhand... 43 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:58,919 I passed your fairgrounds. 44 00:01:58,952 --> 00:01:59,820 That'd be fine for us. 45 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,155 Well... 46 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,690 That'd be fine For you, too, sheriff. 47 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,358 You're not much of a one 48 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,794 For two-sided conversations, Are you? 49 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:09,197 Well, there ain't No sense in wasting time. 50 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:10,298 We got a great show 51 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,166 And you folks Are lucky to see it. 52 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,767 You know Why you're lucky? 53 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,169 Well... 54 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,538 The star of our show Is none other 55 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,307 Than clarence earp, Hisself. 56 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,841 Now, he is The great-nephew 57 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,311 And direct blood relative Of wyatt earp. 58 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:24,878 Great-nephew Of wyatt earp? 59 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,414 Yes, sir, son, 60 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,516 And he is just exactly Like his great-uncle was. 61 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,951 He's two-fisted, Hard-riding, fast-shooting. 62 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,786 Gee, this is about The biggest thing 63 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,488 That ever happened In mayberry. 64 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,324 I guess it does Rank right up there. 65 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,359 I'll be by to pick up The permit tomorrow. 66 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,361 I thank you For your cooperation, sheriff. 67 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,496 You're a man of action. I'm happy to see that. 68 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,432 I like that in a man. See you all later. 69 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,800 Boy, wait 'til I tell the kids. 70 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,469 A real wild west show 71 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,472 Starring a real relative Of wyatt earp. 72 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:59,447 Actual blood relative Of wyatt earp Himself, huh? 73 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,981 That's what The man said. 74 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,317 Well, I never gave it Much thought, 75 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,686 But I guess there are Some living members 76 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,855 Of the earp clan Still around, andy. 77 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,890 Yeah, must be. 78 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,825 Oh, say, this Is exciting. 79 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,828 The last time we had Someone in mayberry 80 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,631 Who was connected To a famous person 81 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:18,966 Was harvey kester. 82 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,468 Harvey kester? 83 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,571 He used to repair Gloria swanson's radio set. 84 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,905 Wonderful fella. 85 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:28,342 You'd think he'd be Swell-headed, wouldn't you? 86 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,743 Ah, but not harvey. 87 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:32,346 No, he was just A regular fella. 88 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,814 I liked him for that. 89 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,783 Well, the kids ought to get A real kick 90 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,385 Out of seeing a wild west show. 91 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,587 Ah, yes... Remember the last show 92 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,656 We had passing through here-- The great mandrake? 93 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,924 He was a fire-eater. 94 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:44,992 Fire-eater? 95 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,394 Yeah, he swallowed fire 96 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,262 Like the rest of us Swallow peas. 97 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:50,264 Lit matches, Candles, torches... 98 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,965 You name it-- He'd swallow 'em. 99 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:54,735 But the show didn't last Too long, as I remember, 100 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,805 Because the fire department Had to keep putting him out. 101 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,973 [ laughing ] 102 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,542 Whoa, wasn't that good? 103 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,277 Yeah. 104 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,279 Oh, we shouldn't Have too much trouble 105 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:06,680 With this Wild west show. 106 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,782 Sounds like it would Be real outstanding. 107 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,551 Especially with That, uh, uh... 108 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,353 What's that fella's First name? 109 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:13,487 Clarence. 110 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:16,690 Clarence earp, Of course, yes. 111 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:17,958 Clarence earp, uh... 112 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,694 Oh, he must be just like His great-uncle. 113 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:24,598 You know, those broad shoulders, Narrow waist, 114 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,300 Rippling muscles. 115 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:29,970 With his cold, steely eyes Looking straight ahead 116 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,906 As he rides tall In the saddle. 117 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:38,846 What's this, andy? 118 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,415 Could that be Wyatt earp's great-nephew? 119 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,418 If it is, something went Haywire in the bloodline. 120 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,053 [ shouting ] 121 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,689 Out to the fairgrounds. 122 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,493 Tell everybody About the show, boys. 123 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,694 Boy: we will. 124 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,463 Warren: all right, kids, Now come on. 125 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:56,897 Let's not block The sidewalk. 126 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:59,433 Come on. Move along. 127 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,901 Howdy, sheriff. 128 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,371 Mr. Gibson, nice To see you again. 129 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,938 Sheriff, I'd like For you to have 130 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,039 The honor of meeting 131 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,941 The great-nephew Of wyatt earp. 132 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,410 This here Is clarence earp. 133 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,878 Pleasure to meet You, sheriff. 134 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,380 Pleasure to Meet you, too. 135 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,081 I thought I'd bring clarence Into town. 136 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,616 Let folks take a look At him. 137 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,685 It's a real treat. 138 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,687 Wait till you see him In action, sheriff-- 139 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,589 The fast draw, The smoking .45 140 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,023 The pinpoint accuracy. 141 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,625 I'll bet it's a thrill 142 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,395 For you to meet A real cowboy, huh, son? 143 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,396 Well, I was... 144 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:29,563 I knew it would be. 145 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:30,831 I was gonna say... 146 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:31,899 I know you were. 147 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,701 I like a boy Who speaks right up. 148 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,002 Fine boy you got, Sheriff. 149 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,036 Thanks. 150 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,905 The important thing is, Folks, 151 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,974 Don't miss one thrill-packed Minute of our show. 152 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,644 2:00 tomorrow afternoon At the fairgrounds. 153 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,979 The rootingest, Tootingest wild west show 154 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,415 Of them all. 155 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,049 And the only one Starring an actual member 156 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,418 Of the earp clan. 157 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,052 You got our permit ready Now, sheriff? 158 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,421 Uh, yeah. 159 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,656 Let's go in the courthouse And get it. 160 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,790 Don't forget, folks: 161 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:58,526 First show, 2:00 tomorrow. 162 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,893 Spread the word around. 163 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:04,798 If these two characters Really put on a wild west show 164 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,734 And clarence earp's gonna Be the star, 165 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,968 It can't be much Of a show. 166 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:08,969 How do, gents? 167 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:09,903 Oh, hi, there. 168 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,171 My name is fred gibson. 169 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,173 This here is none other Than clarence earp, 170 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,443 Though I suppose you fellas Already heard of him. 171 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,677 Oh, yes, yes. 172 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,778 Oh, certainly have. 173 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,179 Howdy, gents. 174 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,148 Mind if I put One of my posters In your window? 175 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,783 Well, I don't know. 176 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,117 Thanks very much, Friend. 177 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,653 Where should I put it? 178 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,855 Well, I've got That one there... 179 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,990 Right here would be fine. How's it look? 180 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,659 Well, I don't know. 181 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:34,462 You know, friend, the minute I laid eyes on you 182 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,564 I figured you were The kind of fella 183 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,966 That'd love to see Some fine entertainment 184 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,768 Come in to your Fair community. 185 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:44,538 Oh, yeah... I've always been A patron of the theater. 186 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:47,575 Oh, I knew that from the minute I laid eyes on you. 187 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,842 Can I see what It looks like? 188 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,644 You may have this For your very own. 189 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,613 For my very own? 190 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:53,947 Oh, boy. 191 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:57,618 Hey, looks like you're going To put on some show. 192 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,954 Lassoing, fast draws, Knife throwing... 193 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:04,091 I'm really looking forward To it, mr. Earp. 194 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,760 Uh, uh, my very own. 195 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:09,129 Yeah, you really Do all that? 196 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:12,833 Well, friend, just because Clarence here is scrawny, 197 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,802 Don't think he ain't tough. 198 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,136 Oh, no, I didn't mean that. 199 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,205 Would you care For a little arm-wrestling? 200 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,473 Huh? 201 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,674 Two out of three. 202 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:21,675 You game? 203 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:22,776 Well, I, uh... 204 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,645 I just think It's fair to warn you 205 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,615 That's one department I happen to excel in, right? 206 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:28,716 That's right. 207 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,118 At the last Founder's day picnic, 208 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,987 Warren was The arm-wrestling champ. 209 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:38,125 He walked away with A month's supply of mint jelly. 210 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,694 Ooh, Well, congratulations. 211 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:41,895 Nothing to it. 212 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,831 Would you be willing To lay down 50 cents 213 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,132 To defend your title? 214 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,834 If you don't mind Throwing money away. 215 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:47,835 All right. 216 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:48,969 Let's go, clarence. 217 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:52,940 Howdy. 218 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,542 Oh, hi, andy. 219 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,610 What's, Uh, going on? 220 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,278 You're just in time For the fun, andy. 221 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:02,182 Warren and mr. Earp Are going to have an Arm-wrestling contest. 222 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,917 Arm-wrestling? What for? 223 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,619 I was challenged, Andy. 224 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,688 Anytime you're ready. 225 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,657 Okay. 226 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,124 Hi, sheriff. 227 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,312 That's one. 228 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,914 That was luck. 229 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,816 My elbow slipped. 230 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,118 Gee, uncle floyd, You ought to keep The table clean. 231 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,587 There's hair cream All over. 232 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:42,089 I never keep hair cream On that table. 233 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,091 Well, there's something Slippery on it. 234 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,158 Get me a towel, andy. 235 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,694 Yeah. 236 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,028 Thanks. 237 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,732 All right. Let's see What you can do now, fella. 238 00:08:58,806 --> 00:08:59,807 Hurry it up, son. 239 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,841 We got to get moving. 240 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,993 Sure a pleasure Doing business With you, gentlemen. 241 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,165 Hope to see you-all At the show. 242 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,853 Wow, he's fast As greased lightning. 243 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,855 Well, that's the way It was in the old west. 244 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:48,989 A man had to have a gun. 245 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,323 Be fast and fancy. 246 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,992 Had to be tough, Too. 247 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,193 I'm telling you, tough. 248 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,128 Clarence, here, He can stand toe-to-toe 249 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,129 With any man alive 250 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,798 No matter what shape Or size. 251 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:58,966 Boys: gosh! 252 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,033 Ooh! 253 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,802 You care for A little rasslin'? 254 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,371 Well, no, I don't think... 255 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,906 You look like A husky lad. 256 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,041 Well, I eat a lot Of vegetables. 257 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,910 How about A friendly rasslin' match 258 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,411 Between you And clarence here? 259 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,647 Nobody gets hurt, All in good fun. 260 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,682 Well, no... 261 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,684 Let's see if you Can take him. 262 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,018 You're strong. 263 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,953 Well, okay. 264 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,822 Here, hold my tire gauge. 265 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,992 Right over here, Right over here. 266 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,960 Take your positions, men. 267 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,162 Boys, get on over To the side. 268 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,163 You ready? 269 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,164 Yeah. 270 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,165 You ready? 271 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,200 Let's go. 272 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,105 All: Come on, goober! 273 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,942 Find a soft spot To land him in, clarence. 274 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,717 All: come on, goober! Come on! 275 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,994 Wow. Wow 276 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,063 That's enough, clarence. 277 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,299 You all right, son? 278 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,769 Yeah, I guess so. 279 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,904 We have to do that So people will know 280 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,140 That everything I say About clarence is true. 281 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,307 It sure is. 282 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,343 Don't forget to come To the show, boys. 283 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,945 Bring all your parents. 284 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,413 And remember, clarence Lives by the code of the west: 285 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,717 "A man who can fight Is a man who is right." 286 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,052 Remember that, boys. 287 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,888 Son, let me take a Feel of that muscle of yours. 288 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,156 Ooh-ee! 289 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,391 I'll bet you can take care Of yourself, huh? 290 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,726 Yes, sir. 291 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,728 All right, See you at the show, boys. 292 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,763 Bye, mr. Earp. 293 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,000 Here's your Tire gauge, goob. 294 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,736 Oh, you are Really something, boy. 295 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,871 You know that? 296 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,075 Hi, pa. Hi, warren. 297 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,242 Warren: hi, ope. 298 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,477 Hi, ope. Where you been? 299 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,145 Over at the fairgrounds 300 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,782 Watching them get ready For the show. Yeah? 301 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,150 Clarence earp showed us some Real fancy stuff with a gun. 302 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,819 And you know Something else? 303 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,820 He beat up goober. 304 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,055 He beat up goober? 305 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:05,192 Yeah. Mr. Gibson got goober To wrestle with mr. Earp, 306 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,493 And mr. Earp beat him. 307 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,961 Boy, he's strong. 308 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,798 I wish they wouldn't Stir things up. 309 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,199 Gee, things must have Been exciting 310 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,500 Back in the old west, pa -- 311 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,502 Shootin' and fightin' And everything. 312 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,905 Boy, I wish I could have been Around back then. 313 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,441 Yeah, you're living In a pretty dull age now. 314 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,076 Nothing much happening 315 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,045 Except planes going faster Than the speed of sound, 316 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,513 Astronauts orbiting The earth, 317 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,481 Rockets Going to the moon. 318 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,851 Yeah, but that's not Like ridin' and fightin' 319 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,319 And six-shooters On your hip. 320 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,822 Coming, ope? Yeah! 321 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:35,889 Pow! 322 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,758 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 323 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,930 You know, I'm kind of sorry I gave them that permit. 324 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,965 I'll tell you something, Andy -- 325 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,101 A couple of guys like this Could cause a lot of trouble. 326 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,986 How you doing, floyd? 327 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,520 Well, howdy, andy. 328 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,522 [ sighs ] 329 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,125 Been out to see The show yet? 330 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,094 No. I haven't had A chance yet. 331 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,262 A great show. 332 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,430 The old west reborn. 333 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,899 That's what I hear. 334 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,471 Pardon me for Saying so, andy, 335 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,073 But, uh, 336 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,541 I don't think You'd have made a good sheriff 337 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,877 In the old days. 338 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,344 I'm not tough enough, huh? 339 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,080 You're too gentle. 340 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,382 You'd have probably been A barber. 341 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,250 What would you have been? 342 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,351 Gambler. 343 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,419 High stakes. 344 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,954 Shoot the wad. 345 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,090 Well, you know, floyd... 346 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,926 [ boys yelling ] 347 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,994 Sounds like a fight. 348 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,328 Yeah. 349 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,202 All right. 350 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,870 That's enough Of this. 351 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,105 That's enough of this! 352 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,206 That's enough of this! 353 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,340 Do you hear me?! 354 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,242 You ought to be ashamed Of yourself. 355 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,310 You, too, johnny paul. 356 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,544 What's all the Yelling, andy? 357 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,645 A fight. A fight? 358 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,014 Yeah. Now, who started it? 359 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,081 We had an argument. 360 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,082 You had an argument? 361 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,350 Yeah. We were Playing cowboy 362 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,484 And this is our hideout 363 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,220 And they said They got here first. 364 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,221 We did get here first. 365 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,422 I'm clarence earp 366 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,124 And me and my men Went across the street 367 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,491 To the dance hall For a minute. 368 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,960 Oh, yeah? Yeah! 369 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,261 All right, put them up. 370 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,130 The man who can fight Is the man who's right. 371 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,164 All right. 372 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,398 Cut it out. Cut, cut it out. 373 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,433 Opie, go home. 374 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,500 Get in your room. Stay there. 375 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,501 Go on, johnny paul. 376 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,436 Go on, all of you. 377 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,975 "The man who can fight's The man that's right." 378 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,576 I know where they Got that from. 379 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,278 Goober, I want you To do me a favor. 380 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,612 Go out to the fairgrounds 381 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,648 And tell that gibson fella And that clarence earp 382 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,383 I want to see them In my office right now. 383 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,317 Yo, andy. 384 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,923 The man who can fight's The man that's right. 385 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:53,927 You mean to tell me That the man who can fight 386 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,462 Is the man Who is not right? 387 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,596 Well, what... 388 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,165 If you and me was To get in a fight 389 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,000 And you licked me, You'd be in the wrong? 390 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,101 Well... Yes. 391 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,103 He's a strange man, You know that? 392 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,272 How'd you get this far? 393 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,274 Look, all I'm Asking you to do 394 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,409 Is to take it A little easy 395 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,444 On all this talk About fighting. 396 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,113 Well, what's wrong With that? 397 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,148 Well, I don't happen To agree with it. 398 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,283 But worse than that 399 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,051 You've been telling It to the kids. 400 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,420 Every word I told them Is the truth. 401 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,190 And there's nobody better For a boy to look up to 402 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,025 Than a man Like wyatt earp. 403 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,961 Well, I believe I Made myself clear. 404 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:31,264 Just because the gentleman's Name happens to be earp 405 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,500 Is no reason To get folks all worked up 406 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,068 Especially the kids. 407 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,704 Now, maybe that name was Important in the old days 408 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,540 But the name don't Mean too much anymore. 409 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,010 Are you besmirching The name of earp? 410 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,111 Look, all I said... 411 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,545 I know what you said. 412 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,215 You said the name of earp Don't mean too much anymore. 413 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,082 Yes, I said that. 414 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,150 Hold it, sheriff. 415 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,685 You've said enough. 416 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,687 In the name of The earp family 417 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,690 I demand satisfaction. 418 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,293 Now, now wait a minute. 419 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:04,031 I am challenging You to a fight. 420 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,398 A fight? 421 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,534 Now look, this Isn't tombstone. 422 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,169 Your choice of weapons. 423 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,570 Gibson: Simmer down now, son. 424 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,306 And we'll meet you In front of your office... 425 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,208 At high noon. 426 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,719 High noon, sheriff. 427 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,561 Oh, I sure wish you Hadn't of besmirched 428 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:38,031 The name of Earp, sheriff. 429 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,767 [ door opens ] 430 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,470 [ door closes ] 431 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,472 For heaven's sakes. 432 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,474 What are you going to do, Andy? 433 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,775 I don't know. 434 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,713 This is ridiculous, andy, Challenging people to duels. 435 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,149 Now we ought to clamp the cuffs On those jokers 436 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,484 And throw them In the old pokey. 437 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,686 When you come face to face With this fella 438 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,154 You're liable To get hurt. 439 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,322 He is tough, Believe me. 440 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,423 Yeah, I know. 441 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,791 You can take a guy Twice his size. 442 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,626 If he starts fooling around With that gun, 443 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,461 There's no telling What's going to happen. 444 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,462 Where you going, andy? 445 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,430 Out. 446 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,531 But it's 11:00. 447 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,832 That gives me an hour to kill. 448 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,167 I'll be back. 449 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,645 Pa. 450 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,448 I just heard about it. 451 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,450 Oh, you did, huh? 452 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,453 Gee, pa, you think You ought to fight? 453 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,854 Well... 454 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,424 You told me yourself That's no way to settle things. 455 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,826 Well, I'm glad to hear You remember what I told you, 456 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,361 But I'll be all right. 457 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,131 Have you decided on Your choice of weapons yet? 458 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,465 Yes, I have. 459 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,268 Well... What you gonna use? 460 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,804 Well, you know, In any good western, 461 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,673 They never give away The ending. 462 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,143 So I guess you're just Going to have to wait 463 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,678 Till high noon to find out. 464 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:04,117 Well, whatever it is, pa, I know you're gonna win. 465 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,352 Thanks, son. 466 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,775 All right, let's move along, Kids. Come on. 467 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,759 I'm glad You're not armed, sheriff. 468 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,362 I ain't spent an easy minute Worried about you. 469 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,531 Looks like it's going to be A fistfight, clarence. 470 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,798 A fist... Oh, fist. Right. 471 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,267 Take it easy on him, Clarence. 472 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,601 Wait, wait. Now wait a minute. 473 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,669 Now listen. 474 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,404 Will you tell him To hold it? 475 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,505 Stop it. Hold it. 476 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,673 Yes, sir, sheriff. 477 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,575 Let's, uh, let's go In the courthouse. 478 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,310 I'll fight you In the street. 479 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,578 I'll fight you in a barn. 480 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,447 I'll fight you In the courthouse. 481 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,748 No. Now listen, Now listen. 482 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,749 Listen, listen. 483 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,883 Let's go right now. 484 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,285 Will you stop it? 485 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,853 I am not going to fight With my fists. 486 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,555 What are you going To fight him with? 487 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,556 A book. 488 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,991 A book? Yes, a book. 489 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,726 It's a book About wyatt earp 490 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,728 And all the descendants Of wyatt earp, 491 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,297 Living and dead, 492 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,566 And the strange thing is, 493 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,868 The one name They don't mention-- 494 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,904 Not even one time-- Is clarence earp. 495 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,739 What are you talking about? 496 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:10,243 I'm talking about There is no clarence earp. 497 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,479 Why, I'm clarence earp. 498 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,013 Course you are, clarence. 499 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,016 Now I don't know Which one of you it is-- 500 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,321 Maybe it's both of you-- But somebody's lying. 501 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,755 I've always been Clarence earp. 502 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:23,756 Haven't I, fred? 503 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,924 Course you have, clarence. 504 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,459 Don't pay any Attention to him. 505 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,594 Wait a minute, Mr. Gibson. 506 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,634 You better tell this boy He's not clarence earp. 507 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,469 'cause I'm telling you right now 508 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,306 If you keep running all over The country playing cowboy, 509 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,541 Wearing cowboy suits And pistols on your hips 510 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,910 And carrying on the way You've been carrying on, 511 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,645 You going to wind up 512 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,847 Getting this boy In all kinds of trouble. 513 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,255 I wonder why my name Isn't in this book, fred. 514 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,593 Well? 515 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,263 Well... 516 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,266 Son... 517 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,538 I told you that I knew Your mama and daddy, 518 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,972 But I didn't. 519 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,542 I didn't know Them at all. 520 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,809 What I did know, though 521 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,945 Was that wherever You came from 522 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,548 You were the scaredest One of the litter. 523 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,816 Oh, you never could seem To find your place 524 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,552 With the other little boys. 525 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,687 Always kind of sickly 526 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,558 And kind of unsure Of yourself 527 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,560 And I wanted To straighten you out. 528 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,795 Well, I've always been An admirer 529 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,564 Of the great wyatt earp 530 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,699 And I just figured I'd give you that name 531 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,669 So you'd have some heritage To live up to. 532 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,404 Then it's all been a lie? 533 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,374 Yeah, it has, clarence. 534 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,442 And I'm no kin to wyatt earp? 535 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,544 No, you're not. 536 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,047 [ sighs ] 537 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:07,560 Well, I wonder what I'm Going to do now, fred. 538 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,862 I've been Clarence earp so long 539 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,731 That's all I Know how to be. 540 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,533 I know. 541 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,803 I like showing people That I can handle myself. 542 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,572 Folks looked up to me, fred. 543 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,474 Yeah, they did, clarence. 544 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,943 Always meant so much 545 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,813 You and me traveling around The country together 546 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,148 Getting into little Scraps with somebody 547 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,017 Every now and then. 548 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,953 I liked being kin To wyatt earp. 549 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,423 That was nice, fred. 550 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,625 Yes, it was, clarence. 551 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,762 I guess it was nice, son, 552 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:46,399 But a person has to be Who he really is. 553 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,769 Right, fred? 554 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,070 Oh, right. 555 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,739 Sheriff, exactly right. 556 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,674 A man's got to be Who he really is. 557 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,075 There's no doubt about it. 558 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,810 No kin to wyatt earp? 559 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,546 No, you're not, clarence. 560 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,749 Do you know Who I really am, fred? 561 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,551 Oh, sure I know. 562 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,818 What my real name is? 563 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,019 Yeah. 564 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,421 Well, what is it? 565 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:11,824 Dempsey. 566 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:14,527 [ bell rings ] 567 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,538 See, what'd I tell you? They're coming over here now. 568 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,607 Amazing. Howdy, gents. 569 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,141 It's my great pleasure To announce 570 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,711 We're bringing to your Entertainment-starved community 571 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,212 One of the greatest Boxing events 572 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,782 In the history of the glorious State of north carolina. 573 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,584 But we've had boxing. 574 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:38,785 Don't thank us, friend. 575 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,019 We're happy to do it. 576 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,654 As you're probably aware, 577 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:44,090 We'll be introducing The fine fistic talents 578 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:46,693 Of none other Than clarence "Kid" dempsey, 579 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,227 Who will meet all challengers 580 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,930 For the grand prize Of $50, cash money. 581 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,065 Clarence, give the boys here A little sample. 582 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,535 Right. 583 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,136 That's enough, clarence. Just a sample. 584 00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,006 Hey there, friend. 585 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:03,510 How'd you like to take A shot at the $50? 586 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:07,013 Heck, no. I couldn't even whup Him when his name was earp. 587 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,681 Well, spread the word around. 588 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,517 We're meeting All challengers. 589 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,251 When are you gonna Put this on? 590 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,721 Just as soon as I get a permit From the sheriff. 591 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:17,223 Do you mind if I put one Of my posters in your window? 592 00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:20,092 Well -- Thanks a lot for your Cooperation, friend. 593 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,766 [ bell rings ] 594 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:40,647 [ whistling sprightly tune ]